- There’s an old Earth saying, Captain. A phrase of great power and wisdom, and consolation to the soul in times of need. - What’s that, then?
so I’ve just discovered soundrown, it’s sort of like rainymood except there’s 10 different sounds that you can listen to and combine to create whatever sort of environment you want (i.e. campfire and night, which is quite lovely)
are you telling me i could listen to the sound of a coffee shop on fire
you can listen to the sound of a coffee shop on fire few seconds before it gets hit by a train
Don’t let the media warp your perception of beauty. Beauty is pizza.
Yet another unrealistic goal for women smh. -.-
when you’re writing has and accidentally write ahs
SNAKES DONT HAVE ARMS? THEY CANT GO BOWLING
fuck. there goes my snake bowling team, fuck this
there’s actually a portuguese snake that does have arms (x). you can have your bowling team, friend
what a time to be alive.
So I think Ellen won the selfie olympics
We want to go to there.
Meryl (I’ll take 2 slices) Streep | 86th Annual Academy Awards - Show, 2014 (✗)
Host Ellen DeGeneres speaks onstage during 86th Annual Academy Awards